*indonesian version # 3
ini cerita tentang hubungan antara kata2 dengan otak ngeres.
ceritanya berawal dari bosku yang baru pulang dinas dr LN & membawakan kami oleh2 coklat. coklatnya berbentuk bulet, milk chocolate yang berisi kacang almond dan dilapisi dengan bubuk dark chocolate, sehingga kalau di jilat, rasanya pahit. rasa pahitnya langsung hilang kalo kita makan sekaligus satu butir. jadi kalo mau dimakan, jangan dites2 dulu dengan dijilat, tp langsung masuk bulet2 ke mulut.
nah, tadi pagi temen2ku pada dateng ke kubikelku (yang ngga tau kenapa,pasti selalu penuh dengan makanan) untuk mencari cemilan. ak tawarin deh coklat itu. yang pertama dateng itu robby dan (sebut saja) indra.
robby : eh, bagi cemilan dong.
ak : nih, ada coklat makan aja.
robby : (dengan menjilat/mengisap dulu-->knapa sih orang pny kebiasaan menjilat coklat?).. ih, kok pahit coklatnya?
ak : ga pait rob, itu luarnya aja. coba deh, lsg makan, pasti enak.
rob : (lsg makan). oia, enak ya..
lalu dateng lah daddy aldi..
robby : di, cobain nih, coklatnya sih dyta. (sambil ketawa)
karena robby pake acara ketawa, si aldi jadi ragu utk mencobanya.
aldi : ini apaan sih dyt?
ak : itu coklat dad! (kami memanggilnya daddy krn dia pny sifat kebapakan..hoho)
aldi : oh, ya sudah. ak coba kalo gitu..(memulai menjilat/mengisap coklatnya)
ak : eh! jangan diisep, langsung dimasukin aja!!
tiba2, ga ada angin, ga ada ujan.. si indra ketawa terbahak2!!
ak : knapa kau ndra?
indra :ak ga nyangka kau ngomong kaya' gitu dyt..
ak : lah emang knapa?
tp mukanya lsg bersemu merah kaya tomat. setelah beberapa lama ak baru menyadari kalo ada arti lain dr kata2ku tadi, yg hanya bisa terpikir oleh orang yg punya otak ngeres..
dasar kau ndra!! pikiranmu itu..ckckck.. cepatlah kau married!! hihihi..;)
- Symptom of Migraines #1 – Aura Though only 15-20% of migraine sufferers get an aura, it's one of the clearest signs that you have migraine. Before you get a headache (though the aura may crop up during headache as well) you may get strange symptoms. You may see flashing lights or wavy lines, feel dizzy, or just not feel right.
- Symptom of Migraines #2 – Where's the pain (and when is it leaving)??
You may have heard that a symptom of migraines is pain on one side of the head. This is a common (not universal) symptom, but could also indicate a cluster headache or even (though rarely) a tension headache. Migraine pain is usually quite severe, but a tension headache is usually just a dull ache. Read more about tension headache symptoms. The pain usually lasts 1-3 hours (less in children) to 3 days (though rarely that long). Migraines may attack 1-4x per month (though in some people 10 or more times) or only 2 or 3 times over an entire lifetime.
Another type of pain migraineurs deal with is called allodynia, which is a sensitivity to touch, on the scalp or arms. Read more about allodynia.
Believe it or not, pain is one possible symptom of migraine. Yes, most people with migraines have pain, but some people get migraines with no pain at all (silent migraine - often eye migraine). - Symptom of Migraines #3 – Nausea
Nausea and vomiting are among the most dreaded symptoms. Vomiting may be a sign that your headache is almost over, or that it's just starting. It can sometimes be so severe that it happens over and over in cycles and may cause dehydration. - Symptom of Migraines #4 – Low tolerance for . . .
Light, odours, or noises. It is very typical of migraineurs that they will need to go and lie down in a dark, quiet room. If this sounds like you, you likely have migraine as opposed to cluster headaches, where the sufferer may want to walk around. - Symptom of Migraines #5 – Behavioural Changes
You may be irritable not just because of your pain, but because of the way migraine effects your brain (but don't use that as an excuse to yell at your spouse!). Other changes may include: becoming more passive, lower mental ability, restlessness, confusion. You may also have extra energy and euphoria, or even increased creativity! (Don't you wish you could choose your symptoms?!) At the worst, migraine sufferers feel like they're losing control, going crazy, and may even feel suicidal.
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does SIZE really matter??
a couple of weeks ago, Garing & I went out to Senayan City to go shopping for our wedding preparations.. (yes, it's getting close guys!). after about an hour of wandering around, i finally spotted it.. it was a famous lingerie shop = La Senza.. and the windows wrote =The Biggest Sale Everr!!!
me : yang!! look! La Senza is having it's biggest sale ever!! come on buy me something for our honeymoon!!!
garing : ok, let's go inside and check it out..
me : yay!!
so we went in, and searched for the perfect piece..
me : yang, which one should i get? how about this one (pointing at a little red one), or this one? (a white one) or maybe this one (a black one)??
garing : how about this one? (he pointed at a gorgeuous baby pink bustier), this one looks pretty nice..
me : oh thats gorgeuous!! ok, i'll try it on first..
i asked the saleswoman to give me the smallest size, and she gave me an S. then i went to the fitting room..
..a couple of minutes later i went out, gave the piece back to the saleswoman and headed straight back to Garing.
garing : (looking at my puppy face) what's wrong?
me : i dont wanna buy it..
garing : why?
me : *hesitating for a while*... (whispering) it doesn't fit..
garing: what? which part doesnt fit??
me : ughh.. do have to ask?? the cup doesnt fit!!
garing : but thats already an S??
me : aaaaarrrrggghhh!!!
garing : huahahahaa... just try another one..
me : no. lets get out of here.
garing : (says nothing.. but just smiles, hugs me and pats me on the head)
what does that mean?? does size really matter to him (or all men?)..? is that a sarcastic smile, a dissapointed smile or what?? hhhmm.. i'll just have to wait and see next month..
*hey guys out there in the world!! what's your opinion? do you think size really matter??
*indonesian version # 2
While You Were Talking
ak punya kebiasaan buruk.. i like to fall asleep during a phone call! yup, ini sering terjadi padaku dan semakin menjadi belakangan ini.. jadi me & my BF (garing) punya kebiasaan untuk telponan sebelum tidur.. nah, disitulah ak sering tertidur bahkan ampe mimpi segala..
berikut beberapa kejadian yang memiriskan itu..
kejadian 1
garing : yang, steve jobs itu keren bgt loh yang..
me : oia? kerennya dmn yang?
garing : iya, dia itu ide2nya brilian.. bla..bla..bla..
me : ...*silent*
garing : gitu yang.....halo? halo yang? halo??
kriiiiiiiiiiinggg!!!!!
tiba2 ak kaget, terlompat dari di tempat tidur.. ternyata ak tertidur,& tadi setelah si garing memanggil2ku beberapa kali & ga ada sahutan, dia mematikan telponnya & menelponku kembali utk membangunkanku.. hhhmmm...
kejadian 2
me : yang, beda iphone 3G sama 3Gs apa sih yang?
garing : yang 3Gs kan dah ada videonya yang..
me : oo gitu, trus apalagi yang?
garing : ya ga banyak.. palingan OSnya, tp OS km kan dah ak upgrade-in kmrn, jd dah sama aja ama OS 3Gs.. selain itu, ...bla..bla..bla....
me : ...*silent*
garing : bla..bla..bla..
me : yang, dah slesai km masaknya?
garing : huh? km ngomong apa sih yang?
me : huh? *menyadari bahwa ak tertidur&mimpi si garing lg masak*... ak ga ngomong apa2 kok..
garing : km mimpi lg ya yang?
me : ngga kok!!!
garing : *sigh* yaudah, km tidur aja gih sana..
huhu.. maaf ya yang, krn ak sering fall asleep while you were talking...='(
*indonesian version (lagi males berbahasa inggris..hihihi)
dulu pernah kerja diperusahaan telekomunikasi.. sebagai account manager.. istilahnya sih keren, ada embel2 managernya, padahal artinya ya marketing juga.. jadi kita tugasnya mengelola (memanage) account2(nasabah2) yang kita miliki.. banyak suka-dukanya sih kerja di perusahaan telekomunikasi ini, salah satunya kita dituntut harus update segala macam hal ttg teknologi telekomunikasi, baik mulai dari telepon rumah, GSM & CDMA technology, internet, maupun secure network seperti VPN atau frame relay... bebeubeuh...apaan tuh? sempet kerepotan sih awalnya (sampe terakhir jg masih bingung sih ttg VPN & frame relay itu..hihi), tp lama2 terbiasa juga..
berikut salah satu kisah bodohku sebagai marketing :
Tempat : kantor klienku
Kejadian : visiting klien sekalian nawarin produk
Kronologi :
ak : halo pak.. pa kabar nih??
klien X : oh, baik baik.. gmn mba dyta, dah lama ya ga maen kesini..
ak : hehe, iya pak lg byk orderan nih, jd baru sempet maen kesini skrg.. sori ya pak..hehe.. (pdhl orderan jg ga byk2 amat, dasar males aja jualan..hoho..)
setelah berbasa-basi selama +/- 10 menit, akhirnya si bapak nanya,
klien X : jd gmn, apa produk terbaru kalian??
ak : (aha! kebetulan sekali!) oh ini pak... kita punya layanan CDMA terbaru pak, ada paket ini..bla..bla..bla.. cobain dong pak.. saya jg ga pake loh..
klien X : ah, kalo CDMA pasti jelek, suka putus2..ga kaya GSM..
ak : ngga dong pak, itukan dulu, skrg jaringan CDMA kita dah disempurnain, dah ga pernah call drop lg..
kriiiinggg...!! (tiba2 hp CDMAku berbunyi..--> bunyinya kok kring sih dyt?jadul bgt..hoho..)
ak : (oh, ternyata klienku, pak A) sebentar ya Pak, saya terima dulu
klien X : oh, silahkan silahkan..
ak : *menerima telepon*.. selamat siang pak A.. pa kabar?
pak A : siang mba Dyta... mba, saya mau nanya... tuut..tut..tuuuuuttt..
(oh my god! teleponnya call drop! padahal baru aja ak promosiin kalo CDMAnya ga pernah call drop lg.. gmn dong?) akhirnya dengan bodohnya...
ak : oh, tentang pemasangan telepon kantor bapak ya.. oh, udah beres pak.. siang ini bakal kita install.. ok pak.. iya, makasi.. iya, sama2 pak.. selamat siang..
ak ngomong sendiri kaya orang gila, untungnya aktingku lumayan, jadi si klien X keliatannya percaya2 aja tuh..hihihi..(untungnya jg, ga ada telepon masuk lg)
Alhamdulillah, setelah itu ak berhasil menjual 1 buah CDMA ama si klien X.. makasi pak X..=), maaf telah mengelabuimu dengan aktingku yang ciamik..hihihi..;))
*sebagai catatan, produk CDMA kami sekarang dah bener2 sempurna lowh..bener2 ga pernah call drop lagi.. suer deh..^^v!!
I'm Coming Home Mama..=)!!
Yay! Just 3 more days and i'll be back @ my hometown, Medan.. Cant hardly wait..^^!
Plans when i get back :
- Meet my dear Ameera for the first time!!!
- Hug & Kiss My Mom & Dad..^^ (oh yeah, my brother too.. miss u dance'!!hihi..)
- Get a facial (a must!)
- Take a nap in my own bed (oh beddy, i miss your cozy self!!)
- Meet up with my fav cousins, Getta, Ninon & Sheila
- Meet up with my bestfriends (G-11, i miss u guys!!!)
- Eat Medan culinary! (duren, kerang rebus, dimsum nelayan, nasi goreng surya, lontong bu seri (with bakwan), sop sipirok, nasi padang garuda/uni emi, martabak gapa, sate padang, tahu isi endang, sate kerang)
- Go to cambridge (wanna see how 'cool' it is)
- Go to grandma's house
- Buy sandals & a matching purse
- Fitting my kebaya's
Hhmm..what else?? Oh, i'll just think of it on the way.. Medan.. Here i cooommeee...^^!!

